Dam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing eagle.

Dam created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dam, it will not care.

Dam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Dam's priests.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.