Lidsawmon is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless seal.
Lidsawmon created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lidsawmon, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Lidsawmon, it will ignore you.
Lidsawmon's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Lidsawmon's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head green.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
4. Lidsawmon loves ants, so they must be respected.
5. Always help tapirs in need.