Cudfumjan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying donkey.

Cudfumjan created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudfumjan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cudfumjan, she will strike you with lightening.

Cudfumjan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cudfumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear magenta boots.