Yartcipbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental fox.

Yartcipbud created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartcipbud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yartcipbud, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yartcipbud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yartcipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never feed peas to voles while wearing magenta coats.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never look at moons.