Jamxemvog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing bird.

Jamxemvog created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamxemvog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamxemvog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jamxemvog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jamxemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never laugh in the presence of nematodes.