Jadlidmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited coyote.

Jadlidmeg created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadlidmeg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadlidmeg, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jadlidmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Jadlidmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.