Had is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome swallow.

Had created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Had, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Had, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Had's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Had's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Put Had first in all things.

5. Do not hurt gulls.