Banxucfar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty human.

Banxucfar created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banxucfar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banxucfar, he will ignore you.

Banxucfar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Banxucfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never jump near capybaras.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear black clothing.