Bogmegrig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying tortoise.

Bogmegrig created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmegrig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogmegrig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bogmegrig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogmegrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogmegrig.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always help ants in need.