Madkonsug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Madkonsug created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madkonsug, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madkonsug, he will turn you into a hamster.

Madkonsug's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Madkonsug's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Do not shave your arms.