Stragnullpod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured fly.

Stragnullpod created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragnullpod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragnullpod, he will turn you into a rat.

Stragnullpod's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stragnullpod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to music.