Bogflabtag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish bee.

Bogflabtag created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogflabtag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogflabtag, she will turn you into a frog.

Bogflabtag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bogflabtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.