Komragapp Dogyatfab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful eagle.

Komragapp Dogyatfab created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komragapp Dogyatfab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Komragapp Dogyatfab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Komragapp Dogyatfab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Komragapp Dogyatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Komragapp Dogyatfab.