Beddibcin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, temperamental goblin.

Beddibcin created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Beddibcin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Beddibcin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Beddibcin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Beddibcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Pray towards the west.