Nurtstraglid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic fox.

Nurtstraglid created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtstraglid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtstraglid, he will torture you forever.

Nurtstraglid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurtstraglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.