Canlibtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented centaur.

Canlibtonk created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlibtonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Canlibtonk, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Canlibtonk's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Canlibtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.