Bumbuthim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, clever shark.

Bumbuthim created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbuthim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumbuthim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bumbuthim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bumbuthim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in the presence of moths.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.