Vabvadmet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart shrew.

Vabvadmet created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabvadmet, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabvadmet, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vabvadmet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vabvadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ants approach from the west.

2. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about comets.