Dabdadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome rat.

Dabdadzag created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Dabdadzag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabdadzag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dabdadzag's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dabdadzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Dabdadzag on top of important buildings.

5. Never hurt turtles.