Catdontim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing dingo.

Catdontim created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catdontim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Catdontim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catdontim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Catdontim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.