Tettidibbag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying pigeon.

Tettidibbag created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidibbag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettidibbag, it will torture you forever.

Tettidibbag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tettidibbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.