Komwegsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless clam.

Komwegsab created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Komwegsab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komwegsab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Komwegsab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Komwegsab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Komwegsab loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Fast once a month.