Kapgednur Bumyimquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced wyrm.

Kapgednur Bumyimquill created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapgednur Bumyimquill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kapgednur Bumyimquill, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kapgednur Bumyimquill's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kapgednur Bumyimquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kapgednur Bumyimquill.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Kapgednur Bumyimquill must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if six swans approach from the north.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.