Febsidxenspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful unicorn.

Febsidxenspag created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febsidxenspag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Febsidxenspag, she will torture you forever.

Febsidxenspag's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Febsidxenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not take Febsidxenspag's name in vain.