Funhotfigkap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust crane.

Funhotfigkap created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funhotfigkap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Funhotfigkap, it will turn you into a frog.

Funhotfigkap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Funhotfigkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Funhotfigkap on top of all buildings.