Gubvenhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable gnu.

Gubvenhin created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubvenhin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubvenhin, he will not invite you to parties.

Gubvenhin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gubvenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about galaxies.