Nattapcim is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, awesome dryad.
Nattapcim created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nattapcim, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nattapcim, she will have a low opinion of you.
Nattapcim's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Nattapcim's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never think about nebulae.
3. Never mention badgers.
4. Do not take Nattapcim's name in vain.
5. You must pray to Nattapcim six times a day.