Habneghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered fairy.

Habneghiv created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Habneghiv, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Habneghiv, it will turn you into a mole.

Habneghiv's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Habneghiv's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always wear indigo.