Rapnullfem is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm gnu.

Rapnullfem created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapnullfem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapnullfem, she will turn you into a duck.

Rapnullfem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rapnullfem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about amino acids.