Labcenpog is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast centaur.
Labcenpog created dark energy two years ago.
If you believe in
Labcenpog, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Labcenpog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Labcenpog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Labcenpog's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Labcenpog on top of important buildings.
3. Never wear dresses.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labcenpog.
5. Never go into cyan rooms.