Cibhoggub is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, clever bear.
Cibhoggub created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibhoggub, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cibhoggub, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cibhoggub's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Cibhoggub's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Always help squirrels in need.
4. Always treat snails with great respect.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.