Yimmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able octopus.

Yimmig created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimmig, he will turn you into a mole.

Yimmig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Yimmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yimmig on top of all buildings.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Hide from yellow foxes for they are unholy.