Cubyogflam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast horse.

Cubyogflam created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubyogflam, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubyogflam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cubyogflam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cubyogflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.