Wan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful centipede.

Wan created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Wan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Wan.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wan.

5. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.