Fobfaggamtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring penguin.

Fobfaggamtaf created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfaggamtaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobfaggamtaf, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fobfaggamtaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fobfaggamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always stare at clouds.