Tonkflamsas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome hedgehog.

Tonkflamsas created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkflamsas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonkflamsas, she will be very sad.

Tonkflamsas' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tonkflamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Do not take Tonkflamsas' name in vain.