Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, caring walrus.

Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sterbafwitwaphomkadjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the west.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.