Wadbogcun is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating guinea pig.
Wadbogcun created life eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Wadbogcun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Wadbogcun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Wadbogcun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Wadbogcun's Holy Commandments1. Hide from indigo frogs for they are unholy.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never think ill of sick shrews.
5. You must pray to Wadbogcun six times a day.