Flanlibfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring zebra.

Flanlibfoss created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanlibfoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flanlibfoss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flanlibfoss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Flanlibfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

4. Erect three gold sculptures of Flanlibfoss on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.