Besswatflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical cat.

Besswatflan created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besswatflan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Besswatflan, it will cry a lot.

Besswatflan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Besswatflan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.