Mathakgesswapbell is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome dragon.

Mathakgesswapbell created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mathakgesswapbell, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mathakgesswapbell, it will think nothing of it.

Mathakgesswapbell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mathakgesswapbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mathakgesswapbell on top of all buildings.