Wighugtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate chicken.

Wighugtonk created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wighugtonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wighugtonk, it will turn you into a goat.

Wighugtonk's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wighugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not eat parsnips.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.