Flyraklib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciful salamander.

Flyraklib created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Flyraklib, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flyraklib, he will not care at all.

Flyraklib's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Flyraklib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flyraklib's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.