Getwipnutlim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking porpoise.

Getwipnutlim created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Getwipnutlim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Getwipnutlim, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getwipnutlim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Getwipnutlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.