Renmuthog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Renmuthog created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Renmuthog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Renmuthog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Renmuthog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Renmuthog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Renmuthog six times a day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. You must love Renmuthog.