Minbapcin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental wyvern.

Minbapcin created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbapcin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minbapcin, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Minbapcin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Minbapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never run near badgers.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.