Dibbettonk is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest manatee.

Dibbettonk created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibbettonk, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dibbettonk, she will turn you into a plant.

Dibbettonk's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dibbettonk's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.