Jatcibham is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful guinea pig.

Jatcibham created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatcibham, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jatcibham, it will send you a sign.

Jatcibham's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatcibham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Jatcibham must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never bounce in the presence of pigs.

5. You must love Jatcibham.