Tamnartbumbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish butterfly.

Tamnartbumbud created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamnartbumbud, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamnartbumbud, she will be very unhappy.

Tamnartbumbud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tamnartbumbud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Tamnartbumbud loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Never talk about comets.