Flansaddidquag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent gnu.

Flansaddidquag created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flansaddidquag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flansaddidquag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flansaddidquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Flansaddidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan trousers.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.